If your mouth is wide enough you can do many things!
Take the fucking elephant
Geriatric Star Wars
Butts are ticklish.
It’s like a really tiny lightsaber. -Merryn
Would you like some Sleepytea?
It tastes like socks
The butternut is killing me
There will always be more possession.
Feet are perfectly molestable.
If my feet were bigger, I could touch you.
You smell like ginger nuts.
My laundry is more important than my friends.
Why Internet? I just wanted to look at parasitic twins.
Don’t poke me, I made him dance. -Jay
Your computer may be haunted. -Kit
Just turn around…you’ll need to get on your knees for this to work -Minna
If you see a chair sitting in the snow it’s probably a person -Kit
There was a glitch and we spawned inside each other -Merryn
I would have made a fantastic woman -Oscar
The moment you add a dwarf it becomes kinkier -Minna
Of course, you could have a table made of actual human bones -Minna
Christian Doritos -Phil
His feng-shui was off, he was going to explode anyway
Pineapple influences avocado
Hellspiders, they’re invading.
If you put them in the same town, you have wife battles -Merryn
Must collect more unicorns -Jay
Minna’s powerful fingers
Damn them ducklips
All fairness to the nazis – don’t quote me on that – you would wear a skull if you could.
If I ever end up crossdressing it will be a poofy disney dress.
-If I ever crossdressed I’d look like a crackwhore.
This is why nobody trusts Finland
Well I didn’t know that giving her a small child would make her think we were gonna raise a family together
Hitler hated mudbloods
It’s the fear of the unknown that turns you into a tree when you give up.
Emu War 3 – the Return of the Emu
Emu War 4 – the Son of the Emu
A bronze anvil falling from heaven will take 33 days to reach the earth
Souls can’t ferment because they’re already spirits -Calum
Sir, why a spoon?
– It’s blunt, it’ll hurt more
Relax, chase me, relax, byebye
Do you have an eyebrow on your elbow?
Are you saying Lenin was Santa Claus?
So you’re going to live in Japan for a while?
-Yeah, it’ll be fine, I´ve got Anuk.
Aslan could take Jesus in a fight
The hat came from the juice
Feel the subtle bumps of Nerdverse.
We have so much trash
Space commies!! – Jay